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I Punched a Girl in the Face Because She Said She Was More ‘Lady Bird’ Than Me Which Was Pretty ‘Lady Bird’ If You Ask Me (OPINION) I...
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A 10 Year Old's Christmas Wishlist in 2017
Dear Santa, As I am sure you are probably aware, Christmas is coming up sooo soon. I think I’ve been reasonably good this year (except...
Resignation Letter
If I haven’t made it abundantly clear, I’m kinda a legend on the internet.
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I’m here to talk to you about some of the big changes happening around our newest office, which will now formally be referred to as “You Won
